Harry Potter and the Whore

It is a well-known fact, to those who know me well, of course, that I LOVE all things Harry Potter. This was especially prevalent during my freshman year at OSU. My friend, Clare, and I would talk about Harry Potter and find Harry Potter things on eBay...we even went to the midnight book party for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

During one venture to the Target store at the Lennox, Clare and I found our way back to toy section, to see if there might be some new Harry Potter toy that might interest one us.

Once there, I saw Clare bolt toward an object on the bottom row: a Harry Potter wizard chess set. I was so excited and reached in the same section to grab one for my own as well, but to my utmost dismay, Clare had grabbed the last one.

In my "fury," I turned to Clare and jokingly screamed, "You took the last one, YOU WHORE!!" Clare looked at me really embarrassed and I soon saw why. In my haste to call her whatever came out of my mouth, I completely forgot that we were standing in the toy section of Target in the middle of the day; meaning that there was a number of small children standing around looking at me mouths agape. I turned to leave the area, extremely embarrassed myself and was met with only the angry looks of parents in the area.

After hurrying out of the section, and wanting to sink through the floor, I vowed to always watch my language in all of Target, just in case.

The End.

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